THE BUS IS LATE, TYPICAL, NOW THAT I'M GOING TO MCDONALD'S

I don't want to be seen taking public transport.


I'll rather walk...


This is taking longer than I imagined.


It that a farm? I don't have time to watch things grow!


Maybe I can hitchhike with an airplane.


This mountain wall is too steep.


It needs flattening out. 


I hurt my finger, I need an air ambulance, maybe they can drop me off at McDonald's after surgery. 


Those assholes didn't come. Just wait until I get in touch with my lawyers.


 Walking downhill takes time. I've always thought base jumpers where tough, now I realise they're just lazy.


There's the road again. Let's highjack the first car and get a burger!